A kind message

This msg is for the driver in the white Honda Civic Type R that almost hit me just now.

Hi there young fella! Here are a few pointers for you:

Driving really fast and thinking that yours is the only car on the road is probably just your stupidity acting up again.

Revving up your engine from junction to junction only contributes to the petrol companies and global warming.

Having your seat reclined further does not improve your car's aerodynamics.

Get Honda to fix your indicators. I think they don't work.

Almost ramming me off the road and speeding off is just about one of the most cowardly thing to do.

The lights in and on your car makes it look like it's part of a carnival.

Your understeering and ridiculous U-turn only supported the fact that you are a really bad driver.

And lastly, get off the road.

Thank you. Have a pleasant day ahead.