Wise sayings again

"Vinegar and grapes go together like convertibles and man with toupee."

"Golf is as exciting as two mimes attempting to outdo each other."

"Flying bees with bare-bodied man = Macho Man."

"in hospital."

"Forgetting girlfriend's birthday = Single man."

"Saying the wrong name during wedding = man beside Macho Man."

Wise sayings

Today, I would like to add a new theory (I'd like to call it one of those wise sayings/proverbs) of my own.

"The one who lives in the east, on a high floor with white curtains and large windows, awakens early."

And,

"The sun is like a gazillion light bulbs."