Muscles

I realised that men who go to the gym or rather, men who are beefy and muscular, have just two types of clothing - either something from their baby brother's closet or something that's just way too baggy to be hung on a hanger at a clothing store.

Sometimes its a mixture of both in one outing. An aero-dynamic t shirt from OshKosh B'gosh and a baggy MC Hammer bottom or they may even just cut a hole in a curtain and wear it around their neck as a top with shorts so tight that their own skin's jealous.

I believe it's a dress code. It's probably how the guys at the counter know who to approach for gym packages and other gimmicks. It's a wink and a smile for those dressed for hammer time, but for those in a normal Gap top and bermudas... a registration form is coming your way.

Words of advice for the beef boys: You don't look nice and you're probably going to be asked to help out in moving furniture by a skinny dude.