Worst Case Scenarios

Choose one:

1) Driving a car with no brakes at 100 miles per hour on a crowded downtown street... with a tarantula on your lap... fighting a scorpion on the other lap. It's 3pm on a wednesday, right about the time petroleum companies are delivering fuel to their stations.

2) Standing on thin ice at the brink of giving way and you can't hold your pee any longer. You have also been holding in that atomic fart for the longest time and it'll go with the pee...and you happen to also be one of those "shiverers" - you shiver quite a bit when you relieve yourself after holding in pee.

3) You robbed a museum taking with you a gem worth 150 million dollars. Your form of escape happened to be a seal-shaped raft which you take to cross a small part of the ocean....which is shark infested. You hit your knee against a nail and it bleeds out into the water and while trying to cover your wound, you drop the gem into the water. It sinks slowly.

4) You're stuck on your parachute hanging from a tree in a jungle after your sky diving session...in which the pilot dropped you off at the wrong place as well. As the venomous tree snake crawls down the lines of your parachute towards you, you hear a familiar roar below. Again you need to pee.