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More Inspiring Than Susan Boyle




I saw this video recently and it just tells me that - "Whatever doesn't succeed to take you down, will only make you... pissed."

What each must have thought:
Lion: Ah ha! Prey!
Boar: Oops. Tell Laura I love her.
gets up
Boar: hey... wait... I'm not dead... RUN!
Boar: Now wait a sec... that piece of junk almost killed me! I ain;t gonna let that go! I'm gonna show her who she's dealing with! I'll send a message to her pride about my kind!
Head Rams
Lion: Darn, this pig is like a tiny case of Urticaria! Just keeps coming back!
Boar: Take that! They don't call me John Mcenroe for nothing!

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New Skin and Exams

I've recently had problems with my blog... The skin I previously used was hosted on Photobucket and has exceeded its bandwidth. I didn't really have the time to look for an appropriate blog skin so I picked this one from some search I did a couple of minutes ago.

Today I met some of my friends (youths) who were "studying for their coming exams" at the top level of a heartlands shopping arcade. I have discovered that some of their minds have been wired to think:

- Tables and chairs while I'm studying increase the possibility of me flunking. It's best to find a wall and a dark, dusty corner.

- Girlfriend + PSP + Ipod + other friends + playing cards = youth outing.
- Girlfriend + PSP + Ipod + other friends + playing cards + a tiny textbook = Group study

- Spending more than 10 minutes on a math problem is not good... Because it causes my hair to be angled in a strange way as I read and write.

- Choosing a shopping arcade (targetted at youths) as a study venue is ideal for a productive session. Much needed "stress relievers" are strategically located around me.

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Planning a trip to Singapore?

For those of you who are planning to visit Singapore and rent a car for your trip, here are 10 pointers to help you prepare for your adventure on our roads.

1. Pack anxiety/stress relief pills.
2. Indicating your intention to move into the lane on the right = being cut off by the car behind.
3. The road 8meter sq enveloping the travelling vehicle of a Singaporean also belongs to him. He has paid for it and it follows his vehicle. Any intention to trespass will result in undesirable events.
4. Road courtesy belongs in the same category as T-Rex, Santa Claus and Unicorns.
5. Should you be held up in a traffic congestion, do not attempt to switch lanes, leave that job to the Unicorns.
6. "Beep" = We're taking your money.
7. Most of our cars here are fitted with 10kg led weights on our indicator levers. It may take a while for a driver to indicate his/her intention or it may not happen (finger injuries are common and will result in the lack of indication).
8. Having a friendly conversation in your car is of utmost importance and can precede holding up traffic on any highway. We take our communication very seriously.
9. Everyone is in a hurry because any form of relaxation invites insults from colleagues, bosses and authorities. You are a tourist, our matters are more important. Please give way.
10. Your engine is not catching fire, it is that hot in Singapore.

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PacMan

Have you people tried the PacMan application on my blog? It's on the column on the right. I remember when I was younger and Pac-Man was such a stress reliever (not that I had a lot of stress then... I'd be a troubled child...) , it was a joy to play; eating up strawberries, cherries and other bonuses, escaping the bad guys and then getting the chance to get back at 'em. Aahhh, those were the days... NOW GETTING TO 3RD STAGE IS SIMPLY FRUSTRATING AND STRESSFUL! I don't know if it's this version of the game but my goodness I don't recall myself getting so worked up over PacMan!

"Am I that lousy at it?" = 20 mins of trying/playing
"I don't recall me losing so many times" = another 20 mins.
"NO WAY I'M THAT LOUSY!" = 5 mins and then closed application and YouTube videos.

What's the meaning of "Pac" anyway?

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Urticaria

So I finally went to the doctor's. For those of you who do not know why, please view the post below. It's basically urticaria (layman=body rash) and he gave me some medicine. "Please complete the course of medication." he said. I was ok with that, taking 2 weeks of medication. But the thing that made me question his practice was... at the bottom of the medicine label there was this warning -

"Should rash appear, please stop medication and consult doctor."

So what now? I go straight back to you and we create a money making cycle for you?