Schumacher is back!

This is just fantastic.

Schumacher is coming back to F1 to stand in for the injured Felipe Massa. Which means he's coming to Singapore. His first ever night race, and his last. It's like "one time only, the 7 times world champion shall demonstrate his ability..."

And you know what? I've got seats so good, I can probably see his pits sweat.

Now that's fantastic.

On another note, Lewis Hamilton is a loser.

Have a great day.

Muscles

I realised that men who go to the gym or rather, men who are beefy and muscular, have just two types of clothing - either something from their baby brother's closet or something that's just way too baggy to be hung on a hanger at a clothing store.

Sometimes its a mixture of both in one outing. An aero-dynamic t shirt from OshKosh B'gosh and a baggy MC Hammer bottom or they may even just cut a hole in a curtain and wear it around their neck as a top with shorts so tight that their own skin's jealous.

I believe it's a dress code. It's probably how the guys at the counter know who to approach for gym packages and other gimmicks. It's a wink and a smile for those dressed for hammer time, but for those in a normal Gap top and bermudas... a registration form is coming your way.

Words of advice for the beef boys: You don't look nice and you're probably going to be asked to help out in moving furniture by a skinny dude.